Job Hunting?

Let's see...I have my:

Suntan panty hose (and a backup pair)
White slouch socks
100% white tennis shoes
White or tan bra

I've styled my hair, I've signed my release, I've got a smile on my face, and I've covered my midriff. Nope, can't see my buttocks under the shorts...

Now I can go to work as a Hooters Girl!

Check out the employee manuals at The Smoking Gun for Hooters, Victoria's Secret, and even a strip club! You never know when you might need a new career. Just ask Barbara Ehrenreich.

[Via: Seattle Times]