Thursday, July 14, 2005

Award Winning Bumper Sticker

Best Bumper Sticker Seen in Seattle That Would Most Likely Be Found in Eastern Washington:

I WORK, THEREFORE I AM A CONSERVATIVE

I'm off to my neighborhood Democratic Party meeting. This week, we are holding it at the Unemployment Office so we can conveniently pick up the BIG FAT GOVERNMENT CHECKS we receive for SITTING ON OUR ASSES all day! I hope I have a pair of clean sweatpants. We're going to spend it all on a big night of beer and chicken wings and we're gonna stay out late, because hey!, we don't have to go to work tomorrow!

I love this country.

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