Summer Stuff

POTTER PORN
I love it when my boyfriend talks dirty!

He found a website that claims the new Harry Potter book has lots of nasty stuff in it. It's about time those adolescent kids started feeling horny. Come on...what 15-year-old do you know who doesn't want to stick it in ANY open receptacle?

Take a look.

Via SuperFrankenstein

OMNIPRESENT OBNOXIOUS OMAROSA

Here are the shows Omarosa ("Apprentice" bitch) has appeared on (or will appear on) this summer:

"The Surreal Life"
"Battle of the Network Reality Stars"
"Celebrity Poker"

To rephrase Winston Churchill, "Never has so little (talent) been turned into so much (hype) for so many (sleazy projects)." Talk about your silk purses out of a sow's ear.

One thing I have learned, Omarosa is NOTHING in the bitch department compared to her "Surreal Life" co-star Janice Dickinson ("America's Next Top Model" crazy ass bitch).


ROCKIN' ROCOCO
I just finished Carl Hiassen's "Skinny Dip" (fucking hilarious!) and now I'm hip deep in "Rococo," the newest novel by Adriana Trigiani. My boyfriend's sister recommended it and it is an absolute delight.

When I'm not reading it, I miss it.