Bob Novak is a Pussy

Jon Stewart's wet dream finally became reality Thursday when Robert Novak ("he's rotting from the inside," Stewart says) cursed on the air and then walked off the CNN set of "Inside Politics."

What's the matter, Bobbie...can't you take it? 'Cuz you sure can dish it out, especially when it serves the Bush White House.

There is some justice in the world: he has been suspended indefinitely from CNN. Not for his irresponsible reporting, you understand. Oh, no! CNN suspended him for the cursing.

At least we can thank Janet Jackson's floppy boob for something. It got Novak's evil spewing filth off the air for awhile.

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By the way, I think I called it right when I predicted that Karl Rove wasn't going anywhere. This August recess will erase everyone's memory tapes about the CIA leak and the Roberts confirmation will take over Page One in September. And, there seems to be Krazy Glue plugging the leaks of the Plame investigation (unlike the sieve-like Ken Starr investigation of the Clintons). If the grand jury is dismissed in October without making indictments, we may never know what who did what.

In the meantime, W keeps avoiding reality by pledging his loyalty to friends like Rove and admitted steroid user "Raffy" Palmiero.

Aaaaah, it must be good to be King.


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Happy 85th birthday to Helen Thomas. She's got more balls than all the idiots previously named in today's blog entry (except Jon Stewart) combined.

Keep kicking ass and publishing the results, sister. You make me proud to be an American, a woman, and a former reporter. God Bless.