Thursday, November 03, 2005

Right Wing Porn

Some of America's staunchest arbiters of morality have done their share of spreading the filth. Here are their literary contributions to our culture.

Scooter Libby's "The Apprentice" features young girls being trained as prostitutes who won't fall in love with their future clients. How romantic.
Here's a quote:
He asked if they should fuck the deer.
There's more from The New Yorker: Scooter's Sex Shocker

Lynne Cheney (wife of the Big Dick) wrote a novel entitled "Sisters"
which features a lesbian relationship on the Great Plains along with rape, prostitution, and much more! Here's an excerpt:
Let us go away together, away from the anger and imperatives of men. We shall find ourselves a secluded bower where they dare not venture. There will be only the two of us, and we shall linger through long afternoons of sweet retirement. In the evenings I shall read to you while you work your cross-stitch in the firelight. And then we shall go to bed, our bed, my dearest girl.
[Via: www.torr.blog.com]

Bill O'Reilly's novel "Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder" includes 15-year-old crack whores, sex in the shower with a guy named Tommy O'Malley (sound familiar? Is there a falafel?) who is at "full attention", and other stuff that Bill O'Reilly enjoys. Here's an excerpt:
"Say baby, put that [crack] pipe down and get my pipe up."

3 Comments:

At 6:21 AM, Blogger JustAGirl said...

Ohmygod, please tell me that photo of Ann Coulter is not legit. Vomitus.

 
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uhh, these Rethugs are literary lighthouses...not only are they unable to discern fact from fiction, truth from lies, but they write as if they were in eighth-grade...OK, most eight-graders are better...

 
At 5:20 AM, Blogger lostnacfgop said...

Oh now, that is funny. In a sick, disgusting sort of way.
Always figured Coulter'ed have a hairy chest and a more prominent crotch bulge.

 

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